Corrupt a Wish

Administrator Posts : 146 Join date : 2010-07-11

Pretty simple. At the end of your post you must make a wish, and the next poster grants that wish in a disastrous (And preferably humerus) way.

Example:

Quote :: Poster 1:
I wish I had a new car...

Quote :: Poster 2:
Granted, but it doesn't have any brakes, which you find out going 75 mph on the highway.

I wish I could read minds.

Or it could of been corrupted in a mundane way, such as:

Granted, but you end up with a hot pink Ford Pinto.

You can make the wish anything you want, no matter how ridiculous, and the reply and be as odd as anything you care to put. Or it can completely down to earth, anything works.

Of Course, I'll go first:

I wish I had kick-ass robot legs.

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Quote :: I wish I had kick-ass robot legs.

Granted, you are given kick-ass robot legs. Unfortunately, they are not attached to you but are instead attached to a kick-ass robot.

In fact, the legs are attached to the Stud-o-bot 2000, he's so kick-ass and charming he runs away with your wife. Your powerless to stop him, on account of the kick-ass legs.

I wish for all you can eat meatball subs for $3.

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Granted, but the meatball subs are a literary symbol for greed. After you eat one you just want more, and more. 500lbs later, motionless, the local school children use you as a trampoline, your heart explodes soon after.

I wish this guy wasn't so sad

Seriously look at him :'( poor little guy

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Granted, the sad looking face is no longer sad but now a sociopath who uses his sad expression to get what ever he wants. He manipulates and controls the other smiley faces for his own selfish gain. The years of deceit slowly convert each emoticon into a legitimately sad emoticon.

Now they all look like

I wish that we lived in an anarchist society.

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Granted, but almost everyone would be genuinely happy, and we can't have that...

I wish I had some mountain dew

Posts : 30 Join date : 2010-09-26

Granted Unfortunately I took it literally and squeezed mountain plants into a glass and added yellow dye. The worst part being the mountains local flora consisted of 99% Poison Ivy and 1% Cannibis.

I wish i had a dextrous tail.

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Granted, but its as sensitive as an eye and 800 feet long. And very, VERY flammable.

I wish mabinogi didn't require maintenance

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granted,now chuck norris helps make mabinogi but unfortunatly the only weapons are your fist and skills are roundhouse kicks...not as good as chuck norris though

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I wish random made a wish :p

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Granted but randoms wish was solely for an infinite supply of cakes enveloping the entire galaxy with cake killing off all living beings.

I wish i could rebirth.

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Granted but now you are the age of 1 hour
i wish for this wish to be corrupted

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Granted, you realized that you wasted your wish, seeing as how you got nothing in return. Depressed by having wasted your one chance at wishing for anything in the universe you hang yourself.

I wish I had Arrow Revolver 8.

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granted but right before you get to use it your computer breaks down and evrything is deleted.

i wish I can burn all my eneimes

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Granted, but you only lightly singe them. It doesn't do anything but kinda piss them off. They proceed to kick your ass.

I wish for A bus flavored jolly rancher.

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Granted unfortunately the term "Like getting hit in the face with a bus" happened to be true and with some mystical magic the jolly rancher summons an ethereal bus wich proceeds to pwn your face.

I wish my car was washed.

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granted but i so happened to wash it with my cakes

i wish for the power to shoot cakes out of my eyes

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Granted but now it is uncontrollable and every time you make eye contact with another they implode due to being filled with cake.

I wish Chuck Norris would teach me how to fight.

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Granted, but you have to fight him first.

I wish I had 8 gallons of Romano Cheese.

Posts : 51 Join date : 2010-09-26

granted but now your house is filled with mega sized rodents

i wish to explode

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Granted...
Corrupt a Wish Nuke

OH GOD, WHY!?!?!?

RANDOM!!!! NO!!!!

OH THE HUMANITY!!

... Oh well, we can't grieve forever. I wish for a manned space mission to the sun. Have them go up there and collect me some fancy sun rock.

Mmmmmm... sun rock, probably high in Vitamin D. :d

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Quote :: ... Oh well, we can't grieve forever. I wish for a manned space mission to the sun. Have them go up there and collect me some fancy sun rock.

Mmmmmm... sun rock, probably high in Vitamin D. :d

Granted, but they send Chuck Norris, and he roundhouse kicks the sun, completely destroying it. And As Chuck Norris collects sun rocks, all life on earth ends.

I wish Alby Intermediate didn't suck.

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granted but now all monsters are harder then before
i wish for the smiley face thingy that shows rofl

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Granted, but the smiley only shows up on someone's screen for 5 seconds. Then their computer just plays this over and over:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Never stopping.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

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granted you always asleep
i wish to explode again

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Granted, but the explosion sends out a previously unknown type of shock wave that destroys all cakes and supplies necessary to make cakes in existence. Sad

I wish I had another comb. For no reason. That had teleportation powers.